Tuesday, January 13, 2009

A Guilty Pleasure



I gotta admit, I like parts of the new Metallica single. It starts off nicely but turns into raw mulleted cheesiness at about 2:00 minutes. And yeah, James Whatshisname, the lead singer, accents the end of every line sung with a "RAH!","NAH!", or "YAH!". Sample: "I didn't want to cut my haaaaiiiiirrr-RAH!". Listen for it. Then listen to every other Metallica song you've ever heard. Then have a chuckle to yourself. Liking Metallica, even a little bit, is like saying you prefer your women in tube tops and Lee Press-On nails.

2 comments:

Melanie-Pearl said...

so is this a confession? absolute horror (i can not live, i can not die....). annie, barefoot in a torpedo with press-ons?

you have so much insight into how the other people live...giant spoilers, racing in circles, etc. now we all know why.

matt said...

and cheese out of a can.