Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Ask the Filthy Speeder



I'm sure you've always had the urge to ask me for automotive, political, romantic, or random advice but didn't know how to do so anonymously. Well here's your chance. Simply comment on this blog entry anonymously. To help keep things straight, pick a silly Dear Abby-esque name to sign your comment with like "Pissed Pontiac Owner" or "Addicted to Harpsichords".

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I just want to know if you got another speeding ticket.
posted by Nosy in Alaska

Anonymous said...

Dear Filthy Speeder,

What type of "filthy" are you referring to in regards to your nickname? Is this filthy in regards to having worked under the hood of cars and have greasy digits and extremities? Or is this in regards to swearing or saying things like "hard ass" in church? Or both?

--Wondering in Walla Walla, Washington

Jason R said...

To N.I.A.

You can count on a post if I do receive a citation for bravery. So far I'm out maneuvering Johnny Law by simply looking ahead. They're easy to spot when stationary. The difficult comes when they enter the highway suddenly from an entrance ramp a short distance behind. That's how I got the last ticket. But it's still possible to spot them. I can pick out a Crown Vic police cruiser silhouette from any angle.

Jason R said...

To WWWW:

For the record, I wasn't the one who said "hard ass" in church and is going straight to the flames of hades when I die. But I did witness someone saying it.

Certainly I'm known for uttering a curse word or two while working on cars but that's not where 'filthy' in the blog title comes from. It's a sarcastic metaphor for the non-seriousnous of the crime of speeding. Sort of like Slimy Mattress Tag Remover.

Anonymous said...

Dear Filthy Speeder,

I am nervous about kissing a girl I really like. Is there any way you could help me make this happen? She's really cute and loves to go fast.

Pleading in the Plains

Jason R said...

Dear PP,

I think this prospect appears to be speedy because she's trying to get away. Please abide by the terms of your probation and the restraining order. While we're discussing things, take down the website and the shrine in your basement. It's creepy, man.

The Filthy Speeder